Stupid Boxers

Well my roommate and his girlfriend have been staying over here a while now, which I'm all for cause they're fun to have around. This morning however there was a bit of an incident that may well turn out to be nothing. See, being  a guy, I wear boxers. But being a cheap guy, I wear the boxers with hole in the middle. Think they put that there to prevent it from tearing under stress, I don't know though. Anyways, I had an 8 oclock class so I got up earlier than them, I rose out of bed, went to go find my pants, and then stood up:

Only to reveal that my penis was exposed out of that stupid boxer-hole.

And my while my roommate was facing the other direction (and asleep), she was facing my direction. I'm 90% sure she was asleep though because her eyes were closed when I looked at her, so I really doubt she noticed. But my roommates alarm did go off a few minutes before the boxer malfunction, so what if she woke up and was trying to get back to sleep, then hearing that I was doing something, decided to see what I was up to and then BAM, PENIS, and then quickly closed her eyes to pretend shes asleep to avoid an awkward situation?!? It's possible!

I'm going to be more careful in the future. Or sew my boxers shut.